Me: Good morning buddy! It’s time to get up!
Monkey Man: Mmmm, I was just having a dream that I was all grown up and had a job.
Me: Really? What kind of job did you have?
Monkey Man: I don’t know. I was always at lunch though.
Monkey Man: Mommy, I want a baby brother.
Me: You do? But you have Rufus, he’s your furry brother.
Monkey Man: (wrinkling his nose up) Yeah, but he smells like butt.
Monkey Man is playing his guitar…
Me: Honey, you’re a really good guitar player! Maybe someday you can take lessons and play with Daddy.
Monkey Man: Mommy, I’m already a better player than Daddy. I know way more songs than he does.