Oops

This morning when I got to work, I had two armfuls of stuff including a lint roller, makeup bag, laptop, Starbucks fix, coat...so when I got to the front desk to sign in, I had to lay a few things down in order to sign in for the day.

Just now, Megan came in here and handed me my car keys which I guess I had left on the front desk. She gave me this really odd look. Really odd.

So I was sitting here looking at my car keys and realized why. See, I have a keyless entry for the car so I have one of those key fob things. Another key fob for getting into The World's Most Expensive Preschool. Some regular keys.

And then my house key. Which is attached to a bottle opener. You know, the kind that you carry around when you're a GUY in COLLEGE. Which is usually what I give the babysitters when they have to pick Monkey Man up from school and bring him home. It actually makes a great key chain.

Oops. No wonder the very conservative Megan was looking at me strangely. Well it might be a little unorthodox, but you can't say I'm not prepared in case a stray brewski comes my way.