before they drag me into the sexual harrassment seminar...and I swear no one has ever used one of these on me, although the last one would be somewhat intriguing....
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only alight switch away.
8) Man - ;"Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he wentinto this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we ken sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
4 comments:
Sometimes I get scared thinking about your work environment. OK, and I get more scared that I chuckled at those too. ;)
Wow, that was a flashback of home!
You and Gman should trade notes on the sexual harrassment seminar, he and the other space geeks sound like they could give the construction guys a run for their money!
Is it bad that I was totally turned on by those? Yes? Oh well I wasn't.....
LOL....
How was the seminar?
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