Today, 3:12 PM....
Me: Hey, Eeyore? I need to ask an enormous favor.
Eeyore: Mmm hmm? (visibly irritated)
Me: Um, I've been trying to get my doctor's office to call in a prescription for me but they won't do it, so I have to go in.
Me: And the only time they can take me is either 4:00 today, or 11:20 tomorrow morning. I know the timing kind of sucks since I had to leave early yesterday, but I really need to go.
Eeyore: (gaining interest) Is everything okay? Do you feel all right?
Me: (blushing) Um, yeah. Just some female problems...
Eeyore: (visibly horrified) Take the 4:00. See you tomorrow.
Mission accomplished. He seriously looked like he wanted to scrub his brain with a brillo pad.