Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Spam, spam, spam and more spam

Maybe it was all the pressure of the in-law drama.

Maybe it was being tired of EPOD's crabby ass.

Maybe it was finding out that I'm going to be a great aunt. Which, despite how thrilled I am about it, kind of makes me cringe a teensy bit. A great aunt at 37?

Maybe it was the company we were keeping.

All I know is that I somehow went from pomegranate martinis to pomegranate margaritinis at dinner last night. Apparently I was slurring because even Joey thought I was ordering margaritinis versus martinis. Drank too many. Woke up at 1:30 this morning to realize the alarm was going off in three hours and I was still FUBAR.

But you know what? It's all good. I feel good today except for the fact that I ate a raw clam last night for the first time and still taste it. And I have on the most boobalicious shirt in my wardrobe along with my fabu new push-up bra. It's going to be 97 degrees today and flesh should be exposed as much as possible. It's what makes this country great, dammit.

Now if you're looking for something to do today, wander on over here and check out their 39 recipes for Spam. This should totally be illegal in my opinion.

3 comments:

Gretchen said...

http://www.spamtownusa.com/new/html/

Not far from me.

MamaMaven said...

Boobalicious huh? Margaritinis...gotta try that!

g-man said...

I woke up like that once at a training seminar in PA. I thought I had a couple more hours to sleep since I could barely stand up to pee, when the alarm went off. I was so F'ed the whole day, fortunately it was my boss I was drinking with so he understood.