Random musings from a crazy woman

This made my day

My dad is coming home from the rehab place tomorrow.

Life is good.

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Sounds like my type of restaurant

Seen on a sign in Cabo San Lucas:

"Steak and Lobster Trailer Park and Restaurant"

I am so not kidding about this. If we hadn't been at the taxi driver's mercy, I would've made him turn around so I could take a picture of it.

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Ding dong, the witch is gone

Our most hated receptionist Broomhilda was given her walking papers last Friday. Apparently they're restructuring the position to an hourly position with no benefits, but I seriously doubt that will work because who on this earth would work for no benefits? Anyhow, we had a temp-to-hire person start today and she was so pleasant on the phones and to work with that it was a serious breath of fresh air.

Of course, Broomhilda showed up at the office today to pick up the stuff she'd left behind, and I distinctly caught a whiff of sulphur when she walked by. So glad she's history.

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The best gift ever

Cat Door M is taking off on his 5-day trip to the Mojave Desert to ride dirt bikes on Thursday...this trip has been two years in the planning and he has been trying to talk every guy we know into going on the trip. Apparently, the whole thing is a "guys only" trip so I have been giving him a hard time about it being a Brokeback Mountain motorcycle trip. And of course, being your typical former-Marine tough guy he is more than insulted that I would even imply that.

This weekend, I put together a little care package for him that he will either roll in the floor laughing over or be so pissed at me that he will be mad for weeks:

One DVD of Brokeback Mountain
One small bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila
A pack of condoms
A huge bottle of Astroglide
Five pairs of leopard-print thong bikini underwear (male, of course)

I'm not sure how his wife will take it, but I have been snickering all day with the anticipation of giving it to him...is that bad?

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'Night, y'all. I can't decide if I'm going to work out tonight or just collapse. Considering I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Thursday, I'm seriously eyeing the couch and my beloved memory foam pillow with love I haven't had for an inanimate object since...well, it's been a while.