Why, you ask?
Because I am sitting here at my desk, eating a McDonald's Happy Meal.
Trying to get that stupid Lightning McQueen toy.
And I ended up with Ramone.
Now the current count stands at 2 Maters, 1 Ramone, and 1 of the blue/green car that's Ramone's wife...what the heck is her name again?
The things I do for my kid. At this rate my cholesterol will be through the roof if I keep ingesting these stupid things. And God help me if they start doing the Beanie Babies again, I'll be in Happy Meal Rehab at Betty Ford.